<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[A slightly unusual format because I just can't tell this joke anywhere else.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">There's a little town just across the James River from me named Surry. Apparently the city council is considering borrowing millions of dollars to build a new YMCA. One of the residents has written a letter to the local newspaper:</p>
<p dir="auto"><a href="https://www.smithfieldtimes.com/opinion/can-surry-afford-a-y-78b3b455" rel="nofollow ugc">Can Surry afford a Y?</a></p>
<p dir="auto">All I can think: Well, if they can't, they're going to be Surr from now on…</p>
<p dir="auto">And now you understand. I can't tell anyone else about this anywhere. It's a news article that doesn't allow comments. It came up in my news feed because I mod /r/NewportNews and this is news outside the city I can't post there. I could post to c/Virginia, I guess, but I suspect they wouldn't appreciate it. So you all are my only hope. :)</p>
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