<![CDATA[If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be?]]>This post did not contain any content.]]>https://forum.ieu.app/topic/84348040-d849-4cdb-a1ff-f3f546f64cfb/if-you-were-an-npc-in-a-game-and-only-had-one-line-of-dialogue-what-would-it-beRSS for NodeSat, 05 Sep 2026 20:52:15 GMTMon, 24 Aug 2026 20:58:41 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 13:17:05 GMT]]>Is it Tuesday already? Where does the time go...

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25477184https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25477184Tue, 25 Aug 2026 13:17:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 13:16:25 GMT]]>In a game not real life mate.

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25477171https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25477171Tue, 25 Aug 2026 13:16:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 12:34:55 GMT]]>There was some NPC Golem in WoW which would say "I do not enjoy conversation." when you talked to it.

That one!

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://ani.social/comment/18346152https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://ani.social/comment/18346152Tue, 25 Aug 2026 12:34:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 12:31:15 GMT]]>Did you know that horses can't smell square things?

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25476497https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25476497Tue, 25 Aug 2026 12:31:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 10:51:37 GMT]]>The drug is here and it must be destroyed.

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.zip/comment/28446780https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.zip/comment/28446780Tue, 25 Aug 2026 10:51:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 10:44:57 GMT]]>This would be the only option.

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25475171https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25475171Tue, 25 Aug 2026 10:44:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 09:09:10 GMT]]>Nothing matters, mate

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25474260https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25474260Tue, 25 Aug 2026 09:09:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 08:50:54 GMT]]>There it is.

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/27764161https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/27764161Tue, 25 Aug 2026 08:50:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 06:10:08 GMT]]>"My potions are TOO strong for you, traveller!"

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://quokk.au/comment/5737380https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://quokk.au/comment/5737380Tue, 25 Aug 2026 06:10:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 04:10:58 GMT]]>"I'll suck your dick if you can free me from this prison."

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25471738https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25471738Tue, 25 Aug 2026 04:10:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 04:09:35 GMT]]>"First the vision, then the conjuration. This is unsettling."

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://piefed.blahaj.zone/comment/5804090https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://piefed.blahaj.zone/comment/5804090Tue, 25 Aug 2026 04:09:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 03:48:28 GMT]]>Alludes.

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://kbin.earth/m/asklemmy@lemmy.world/t/3124459/-/comment/14225589https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://kbin.earth/m/asklemmy@lemmy.world/t/3124459/-/comment/14225589Tue, 25 Aug 2026 03:48:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 03:43:10 GMT]]>How many donuts can you stack on it?

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25471509https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25471509Tue, 25 Aug 2026 03:43:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 03:40:32 GMT]]>

Hello! (Deep in my eyes you could read that I had something very exciting to tell you at some point, but it was part of something that got cut due to cost reduction.)

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://jlai.lu/comment/22816797https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://jlai.lu/comment/22816797Tue, 25 Aug 2026 03:40:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 03:33:31 GMT]]>Ah, interesting, that's... What? Wait, I'm doing five things at once. I just, ah, kind of zoned out for a minute... Hang on.

And I just restart whatever animation loop I'm in.

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25471416https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25471416Tue, 25 Aug 2026 03:33:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 03:30:50 GMT]]>I mean, Xenia and Xemu are basically the gold standard for that...

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25471393https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25471393Tue, 25 Aug 2026 03:30:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 03:22:06 GMT]]>“Oh shit, this again?”

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25471314https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25471314Tue, 25 Aug 2026 03:22:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 03:18:22 GMT]]>I know it but I don't think I should say it...

(south park, wheen of fortune skit)

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25471282https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25471282Tue, 25 Aug 2026 03:18:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 02:59:46 GMT]]>Have you tried turning it off and on again?

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://feddit.online/comment/9472019https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://feddit.online/comment/9472019Tue, 25 Aug 2026 02:59:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 02:45:45 GMT]]>"Leave me alone!"

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://piefed.social/comment/12643391https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://piefed.social/comment/12643391Tue, 25 Aug 2026 02:45:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 02:43:04 GMT]]>Remember the crazy hermit in Ravenholm in HL2 who won't help you until you complete some tasks? He speaks at you over a loudspeaker and then through a slit in a door IIRC. It's a beautifully designed level.

Anyway, I'd like to tip my hat to that crochety character by being an NPC who recites the Gettysburg Address during an epic onslaught.

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25470973https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/25470973Tue, 25 Aug 2026 02:43:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 02:00:36 GMT]]>"Wake up. None of this is real."

Or

(Covered in claw marks and cat fur, clutching a warning poster about a wild catlike beast) "if... If not friend... Why friend shaped??"

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://feddit.org/comment/14622867https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://feddit.org/comment/14622867Tue, 25 Aug 2026 02:00:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 01:58:08 GMT]]>It's what plants crave!

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://feddit.org/comment/14622851https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://feddit.org/comment/14622851Tue, 25 Aug 2026 01:58:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be? on Tue, 25 Aug 2026 01:44:39 GMT]]>“Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!”

]]>https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://piefed.social/comment/12642977https://forum.ieu.app/post/https://piefed.social/comment/12642977Tue, 25 Aug 2026 01:44:39 GMT