Fuck You Paypal: Why I hate Elon Musk

[grail@multiverse.soulism.net]

Folks, today I want to tell a most terrible tale from several years ago which will undoubtedly ragebait you, for a hatred still burns in My heart to this day over these fuckshit events
Many years ago, I made an account on Paypal, Elon Musk's online bank, for the purpose of exchanging money with a trans girlthing
And it bears mentioning that at this time, I had already borne My current legal name for a span of one year and more.
Thus, I signed up for Paypal under My current and indeed preferred legal name
But Musk's hirelings were suspicious of My identity, and demanded I produce identification documents
And in My folly, I elected to produce My birth certificate
In the Constitutional Dictatorship of Charles' III's Australia, birth certificates have one's name at birth at the top, and any subsequent changes at the bottom
Thus, My papers bore both the name of My choosing, and the name which I in violent struggle slew, lest it claim Mine own life.
Subsequent to My provision of the necessary documentation, Elon Musk's company did some fucking bullshit
They changed the name on My account from My current and legal name, to My deadname
And demanded that should I wish My Paypal account not to have any unauthorised name changes, I must fill out a change of name form!
I was furious and told them that I wish no change to My account, and the reversal of the change illegitimately imposed upon Me, but they did not relent
And that's one of the many reasons I hate Elon Musk.