<p>A… blog, I guess? I don’t really know. Who the fuck even writes blogs anymore? Who the fuck would write a blog on fucking off-brand Reddit?? Assholes, that’s who. It’s me, I’m Assholes, nice to meet you. Oh, hey, you know who reads blogs on Reddit-At-Home? I’ll let you figure that one out.</p>
<p>People say keep a journal, it’s healthy, it’s yadda yadda. I always thought it was bullshit. Everything’s bullshit when you’re a pessimistic cynic like me, but lately I’ve been wanting to yap about shit to people who won’t listen, so welcome on this fucked up journey of self discovery I guess.</p>
<p>No idea how often I am going to post here. Every day? Once a week? Whenever I feel like it? Who knows! It’ll be a surprise for us both.</p>